Thursday, November 04, 2004
Super Tuesday.
The Vice-Regal Comments Awards will be posted Tuesday November 9.
In the interests of impartiality and transparency the nominations were delivered in sealed Express Post Packs by a team of auditors sans frontieres from Price-Robbie-Waterhouse to third parties for adjudication.
Results are in from all judges bar for the Ohio judge where the counting of the provisional votes has yet to be completed. Scrutineers have been hastily despatched to Ohio to recount the contents of a late-breaking brown paper bag of earthly delights from a Mr. Hieronymus Nabakov.
As it became clear that his state was caught in the full glare of the Vice-Regal Comments Awards selection process, Ohio Secretary of State Ken Blackwell sought to bring calm.
"I tell everybody, just take a deep breath and relax. We can't predict what the results are going to be," Mr Blackwell told CNN.
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